Twelve Reasons Why a Pastor Has Decided to Quit Attending Sporting Events

I came across this on the internet. Just going to leave it here…

Twelve Reasons Why a Pastor Has Decided to Quit Attending Sporting Events:

1. The coach never came to visit me
2. Every time I went, they asked for money
3. The people sitting in my row didn’t seem very friendly
4. The seats were very hard
5. The referees made a decision I didn’t agree with
6. I was sitting with hypocrites – they only came to see what others were wearing
7. Some games went into overtime and I was late getting home
8. The band played some songs I had never heard before
9. The games are scheduled on my only day to sleep in and run errands
10. My parents took me to too many games when I was growing up
11. Since I read a book on sports, I feel that I know more than the coaches, anyway
12. I don’t want to take my children because I want them to choose for themselves what sport they like best.